Monday, 28 November 2011

Guest Post: Winter Warmers by Clare London

Today my guest is the lovely Clare London who has joined together with four other of my favourite authors to produce an anthology of winter themed stories to warm the cockles of your heart.  She's here to tell us a little bit about the inspiration for the stories and give you a sneak peek into her own story, Lucky Dip.


Over to you, Clare!



I’m sitting at the window watching the grey sky of winter, hugging a mug of coffee, with my feet buried deep into furry slippers … yes, winter’s arrived! And wouldn’t it be great to lose myself in a book that’s a true antidote to the colder, darker season? That’s what prompted a group of authors including me, Josephine Myles, Chrissy Munder, JL Merrow and Lou Harper to create an anthology of seasonal stories.

The anthology has five delightful and diverse tales, like the mixed fruit and spices in a Christmas cake. There are stories set in Britain and the USA, there’s sexiness and sensuality, humour and poignancy, romance, daily routine, and a little twist of magic. And all of them are unashamedly hopeful and heart-warming.

My story Lucky Dip is based on my experience of a primary school Christmas Fair, the annual fundraising event where parents and teachers work devotedly with paper and paint to make the school hall look enchanting, and fill the stalls with crafts, Christmas tree decorations and endless jars of chutney. Then on the day, Christmas carols are piped loudly through the school P.A. system, the children dash about begging for multiple turns at the guessing games and Lucky Dip, the parents buy armfuls of Christmas gifts, and everyone can enjoy plentiful mine pies and mulled wine.

And that’s where we meet my characters, preparing for the Fair the following day. Andy is a relatively new teacher, full of enthusiasm and determination, which may or may not be up to the challenge of his lively class 2C. Then he finds he’s got to work alongside Greg, the man who dumped him a couple of months ago, and the stress starts building. Add in a few bottles of mulled wine when the two men find themselves inextricably forced into close quarters… and who knows what Christmas will bring for them?

We hope you enjoy the anthology, and agree that a heart-warming story is great at any time of year. As we say, “Winter Warmers” isn’t just for Christmas!


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Baby, it's cold outside! Beat the chill with WINTER WARMERS - a seasonal anthology

Mulled wine. Butterscotch kisses. Hideous sweaters. Candy at the beach, or a trip to a sex shop in Amsterdam. And the man of your dreams, wrapped around you...

Winter warmers come in many shapes and sizes, from the tongue-in-cheek to the hot-as-hell. Enjoy a quintet of heart-warming tales of men loving men from Clare London, Chrissy Munder, JL Merrow, Josephine Myles, and Lou Harper that are guaranteed to leave you with a smile on your face.

One thing's for sure—it's going to be a red-hot Christmas!

Lucky Dip by Clare London
 Andy Jackson always knew that class 2C's help in preparing for the annual Christmas Fair would be a mixed blessing. Then he's paired up on the Lucky Dip with Greg, the man who dumped him but now can't keep away, the pupils are either lecturing him on his lovelife or losing bladder control, and no one's fixed the broken handle on the storage room. It may all be one whoopee cushion too far for him.

Butterscotch Kisses by Chrissy Munder
 Matthew Morrison is determined to conquer his fear of heights and achieve a winning outcome. At least, that's what the best-selling, self-help book he's listening to promises. Being stuck on a three-story tower in the middle of a snowstorm wasn't part of the plan. With no St. Bernard in sight, it's Cute Ticket Guy Adam to the rescue, and an outcome Matthew never anticipated.

Wintertide by Lou Harper
 May meets December when Jem and Oscar chance on each other at the Santa Monica Pier, only weeks before Christmas. The two men are separated by age, social status, and their taste in candy, yet if they are both naughty and nice, they might just find holiday cheer together.

When in Amsterdam... by Josephine Myles
 Brandon is on his first visit to new boyfriend Jos's home country, just in time for their Sinterklaas celebrations. But an unexpected detour into a sex shop leads Brandon to new discoveries about himself, and a whole new dynamic to their relationship. The weather may be cold and damp, but Brandon and Jos soon heat things up!

A Pint of Beer, a Bag of Chips, and Thou by JL Merrow
 What's the best gift a young man could get for Christmas? Mohawked saxophonist Liam wouldn't have picked the hideous collection of knitwear he's presented with by his mum and his aunties. He'd rather have the gorgeous older man he sees every day while busking at King's Cross. But with a little Christmas magic in the air, maybe those garish garments are just the thing for attracting a silver fox...



EXCERPT FROM LUCKY DIP BY CLARE LONDON

I glanced over at the rather chaotic mess on our too-small table and wondered if it’d be ready in time, let alone compare to my ambitious plans on paper.

Over at the Lucky Dip, Greg seemed to be struggling as well. He had a small group of helpers who were meant to be sorting and wrapping the gifts, then filling the barrel with wood shavings. They were a couple of years older than my team, but their attention was already waning: being let off lessons was all very well, but only if they could spend the time on their Gameboys. Greg held a large sheet of paper which looked like a checklist, but as his team’s chatter grew louder and more restless, his expression looked more frustrated than festive.

“Mr Canbury needs help,” Amy said, rather unnecessarily, I thought.

“He can manage just fine.” Had I sounded too sharp? Amy peered up at me, nose wrinkling in that way she had. “Okay.” I sighed. “I’ll go and see if I can help. If you’re sure I can leave the stall for a moment…”

“Poppy poked Eddy in the knee with a chopstick. He’s paying attention now.”

I rolled my eyes and made my way to the Lucky Dip barrel.

“Andy,” Greg said, breaking into a smile.

My heartbeat really shouldn’t have quickened at that, but it’d been a while since anyone except my mother had smiled at the mere sight of me. “Do you need me for anything?”

He hesitated, for the slightest fraction of time. His gaze flickered down my body then back up. He blushed, and I think I may have, too.

“Yes,” Charlie from 4B announced loudly, standing at Greg’s heel. “We’ve lost our balls.”

I blinked, and for a moment I thought I heard Tommy’s giggle behind me. No, it couldn't be. I'd left him behind at the stall, untangling the twine we were using as spaghetti, in the hope of keeping him – and his lack of bladder control – out of mischief.

Greg cleared his throat but there was no mistaking the smirk on his lips. Or the way he quickly licked them, the moisture glistening under the hall lights.

I cleared my throat, too. “Problem with deliveries? There are a few parcels in the Parents’ Association room that haven’t been claimed yet.”

Greg nodded and smiled. “We’re missing the Glitter Jet Balls. Also…” He glanced down at the paper in his hand. “The Santa Whoopee Cushions.”

This time, I was sure I heard Tommy’s gasp of excitement in the background. I nodded to Greg and said, “I’ll go and see what we have in there.”

“Wait, I can help you.” Greg took a step so he was toe to toe with me. I could feel the heat from his body. We were all pretty sweaty from working all morning, but he smelled very good. Must have been the expensive aftershave. He took my arm and drew me away from the barrel. “Maybe we could find a quiet moment to talk. Andy, please…”

“I’ll help Mr Canbury,” Charlie announced.

“Me, too!” came the chorus from a group of boys behind him. They all appeared to have a similar disrespect for any job that entailed nothing more interesting than wrapping odd-shaped novelties in snowflake paper for hours on end.

“No thanks. None of you children is allowed in that room, remember?” I tried not to snap, but I didn’t seem to be able to think calmly with Greg’s hand on my arm. “Besides, Mr Canbury needs help here.”

Another, smaller figure pushed its way behind the Lucky Dip barrel, too quickly for me to see who it was, but a shiver of premonition ran down my spine. I pushed closer to Greg to try and see better. Our hips brushed, and he caught his breath. His fingers tightened on my wrist.

“Andy…?”

“Tommy!” I shouted.

I was never going to be in time: I just couldn’t move as fast as a toddler bent on release. All the other boys spun around, following my horrified gaze. Greg gave me a single, startled look then turned in one fluid move that showed how quickly he’d grasped the situation. What he actually grasped was a bucket, at the same time as reaching for a small, irrepressibly giggling boy who’d launched himself off a chair, on to the relatively soft landing in the top of the barrel, and had started to pull down his shorts.

None of us was ever going to be in time.


Thank you, Clare, for  stopping by to tell us all about Winter Warmers. If this post has whetted your appetite then you are in luck because Winter Warmers is out TODAY at Pink Squirrel Press.  Click HERE to go to the publisher site where there will be a handy buy link.


And that is not all!  Leave a comment on the post today and you'll be put into a draw to win a free download of Winter Warmers. Good luck!

21 comments:

  1. Really looking forward to this one it has couple of my fav authors in it a few new ones for me.

    Love books set in the UK an have just finished barging in so can't wait to get my hands on it

    Sarah S

    Sarahs7836(at)gmail(dot)com

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  2. Yes please. I love Christmas and the thought of wrapping up warm with some new Christmas stories sounds like heaven. :-)

    Tish

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  3. Don't count me in since my review is coming up Wed. so I've obviously already read it. :-)

    I have a few confessions. I have no idea what a lucky dip is but I inferred it's something we call a fish pond. Where the kids get some random gift by fishing it out? I didn't look it up because I figured I was close.

    I've never eaten mince pies. That probably makes me a bad Brit by heritage. Even though my grandmother made mince pies and tarts every Christmas I never ate them. Maybe because they were referred to as mincemeat and as a kid that seemed gross. They seem to hold all things I would enjoy, but I've just never had one. However trapped in a cupboard all night I'd probably break down and give it a go. :-)

    Congrats on the new release and the new publisher. I really adore the name.

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  4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/fancyfigures/publishing/pink%20squirrel%20press/bran-tub-lucky-dip.jpg

    Seeing if I can post a pic in my reply of a Lucky Dip - or Bran Tub, or Fish Pond sounds the same :).

    And I confess I'm not brilliant on mince pies either. My mother-in-law used to make them at Xmas, but she'd always make me a few apple pies as alternatives :).

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  5. I never head mince pie either. However, I make a mean apple-cranberry pie - with fresh apples, of course.

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  6. Oooh Josephine has something on Sinterklaas! Which is on the 5th of December. Then it's time for Dutch kids to get their presents :)

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  7. Please don't enter me in the contest, as I'm halfway through reading (and enjoying) it now. :)

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  8. It was the first time I heard of Sinterklaas, but I know that parts of Europe - Bavaria and Eastern Europe - also have December 5-6 traditions. They feature Santa Klaus and his demonic sidekick, Krampus. Krampus is a furry creature with hair covering his body, horns, and hoofs for feet - sometimes one hoof, one regular foot. He's supposed to take bad children away. Where exactly, I don't want to know. Those Europeans are twisted.

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  9. Lou, Sinterklaas lives in sunny Spain :) He has chosen well in stead of his copy cousin Santa Claus.

    Never heard of Krampus. We have "Zwarte Piet", he also will punish you when you don't behave. Ie take you with him to Spain. ( I wish!)

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  10. Clare, looks like the same concept but WAY cleaner. You just have a fishing rod and a blanket set up like a screen. Using wood chips for my Bun makes me shudder at kids up to their elbows in them.

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  11. Oh, count me in as well please! They're all my favorite authors. :)

    And congratulations on opening your publishing co-op! I wish you all good luck. I'll definitely be checking out whatever you release from Pink Squirrel Press. :D

    Beatrice
    beatrice.g.tan [at] gmail [dot] com

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  12. All those stories look a lot of fun.

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  13. Yum! For a mincemeat pie (is that the same as mince in the UK?? A Spicy, raisiny, beefy, fruity, gingery pie? All under a flaky pastry crust? Alas, I'm the only one who enjoys it at my house.

    Lovely as well to read this excerpt of Clare's - her men are always so delicious!

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  14. Sounds like an excellent book, and loved the except. Count me in!

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  15. Ooh, I'd love to read this one! And huge well done on the new publisher too!! :))

    Anne
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  16. Tam: I can't believe you've never had a mince pie! I'd send you a box if I thought they'd survive the trip across the Atlantic :).

    In the lucky dip we have at my kid's school Christmas fair they use shredded paper to 'hide' the little presents in. My kids love the lucky dip and always have to have a go!

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  17. I had no idea mince pies were only a Brit thing! I love them - especially the ones my mum makes with deliciously flaky home made pastry.

    Clare - I'm looking forward to my daughter's school Christmas fair at the moment. I have to buy her a bottle of alcohol to take in for their lucky dip. I'm assuming there'll be a different one for the kids!

    I've been intrigued by Sinterklaas ever since taking a trip to Amsterdam at the beginning of December and seeing all those Zwarte Pieten climbing everywhere. Glad it piques your interest, Ingrid. You'll be pleased to hear I had a Dutch beta reader too :)

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  18. Great post Clare! Sounds like a great anthology!

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  19. Thanks to everyone for the comments! We're all a bit exhausted with pulling this together, but thrilled as well :). I hope you enjoy it.

    I'm still sniggering about Jen sending mince pies to Tam. Didn't I tell you the story of me sending Christmas goodies to Sloane in the US, only to have the box returned to me - empty - with "opened by Homeland Security" stamped all over it?? Something about the beef in the suet...

    I love reading about other traditions. We have friends in Holland, and when the Sons were younger we made sure we celebrated accordingly, all through Dec :).

    Son#2 just came back from his girlfriend's Christmas Fair yesterday, clutching his proud and only prize from the Tombola - a bottle of Ribena! :(

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  20. Now I'm laughing about the Christmas goods being confiscated! I bet the security team ate all the mince pies :).

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  21. We all need something hopeful and heartwarming as we hurtle towards the winter solstice. Brrrrr...

    Those butterscotch kisses and mulled wine sound...Mmmmmm fantastic :D

    Good luck with your Seasonal Anthology!

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